-
riverrun,
past Eve and Adam's, from swerve
of shore to bend
-
of bay, brings us by a commodius
vicus of recirculation
back to
-
Howth Castle and Environs.
-
Sir
Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the
short
sea, had passen-
-
core rearrived from North Armorica
on this side the scraggy
-
isthmus of Europe Minor to
wielderfight
his penisolate war: nor
-
had topsawyer's
rocks by
the stream Oconee exaggerated
themselse
-
to Laurens County's gorgios
while they went doublin their mumper
-
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed
mishe mishe to
-
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon
after, had a
-
kidscad buttended
a bland old isaac:
not yet, though all's fair in
-
vanessy, were sosie sesthers
wroth
with twone nathandjoe. Rot
a
-
peck of pa's malt
had Jhem
or Shen brewed by
arclight
and rory
-
end to the regginbrow was to
be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
-
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait
oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
-
on life down through all christian minstrelsy.
The great fall of the
-
offwall entailed at such
short
notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
-
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead
of humself prumptly sends
-
an unquiring one well to
the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
-
and their upturnpikepointandplace
is at the knock out in the park
-
where oranges have been laid to rust
upon the green since dev-
-
linsfirst loved livvy.
-
What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods
gaggin fishy-
-
gods! Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu
-
Ualu Ualu! Quaouauh! Where the Baddelaries partisans
are still
-
out to mathmaster Malachus
Micgranes and the Verdons cata-
-
pelting the camibalistics out of the
Whoyteboyce
of Hoodie
-
Head. Assiegates and boomeringstroms. Sod's
brood,
be me fear!
-
Sanglorians, save! Arms apeal
with larms, appalling.
Killykill-
-
killy: a toll, a toll. What chance
cuddleys,
what cashels aired
-
and ventilated! What
bidimetoloves sinduced by what tegotetab-
-
solvers! What true feeling for their's hayair
with what strawng
-
voice of false jiccup! O
here here how hoth sprowled
met the
-
duskt the father of fornicationists
but, (O my shining stars and
-
body!) how hath fanespanned
most high heaven the skysign of
-
soft advertisement! But was iz? Iseut?
Ere were sewers?
The oaks
-
of ald now they lie in peat
yet elms leap where askes lay. Phall
if
-
you but will, rise you must: and none so soon either shall
the
-
pharce for the nunce
come to a setdown secular
phoenish.
-
Bygmester
Finnegan, of the Stuttering Hand, freemen's
mau-
-
rer, lived in the broadest
way immarginable in his rushlit
toofar-
-
back for messuages before
joshuan
judges had given us numbers
-
or Helviticus committed deuteronomy
(one yeastyday he sternely
-
struxk his tete in a tub for
to watsch the future
of his fates but ere
-
he swiftly stook it out again,
by the might of moses, the very wat-
-
er was eviparated and
all the guenneses had met their exodus
so
-
that ought to show you what a pentschanjeuchy chap he was!)
-
and during mighty odd years this man of hod,
cement and edi-
-
fices in Toper's Thorp
piled
buildung supra buildung pon
the
-
banks for the livers by the
Soangso.
He addle liddle
phifie
Annie
-
ugged the little craythur.
Wither
hayre in honds
tuck
up your part
-
inher. Oftwhile balbulous,
mithre
ahead, with goodly trowel
in
-
grasp and ivoroiled overalls
which he habitacularly fondseed,
like
-
Haroun Childeric Eggeberth he would caligulate
by multiplicab-
-
les the alltitude and
malltitude
until he seesaw by neatlight
of the
-
liquor wheretwin
'twas born, his roundhead staple
of other days
-
to rise in undress maisonry
upstanded
(joygrantit!), a waalworth
-
of a skyerscape of most eyeful
hoyth
entowerly, erigenating from
-
next to nothing
and celescalating the himals and all,
hierarchitec-
-
titiptitoploftical,
with a burning bush abob
off its baubletop and
-
with larrons o'toolers
clittering
up and tombles a'buckets clotter-
-
ing down.
-
Of the first was he to
bare arms
and a name: Wassaily Boos-
-
laeugh of Riesengeborg.
His crest of huroldry,
in vert with
-
ancillars, troublant,
argent,
a hegoak,
poursuivant,
horrid,
horned.
-
His scutschum fessed,
with archers strung,
helio,
of the second.
-
Hootch is for husbandman
handling his hoe. Hohohoho, Mister
-
Finn, you're going to be Mister
Finnagain! Comeday morm and,
-
O, you're vine! Sendday's eve and, ah, you're vinegar! Hahahaha,
-
Mister Funn, you're going to be fined
again!
-
What then agentlike
brought
about that tragoady thundersday
-
this municipal sin business?
Our cubehouse still rocks as earwitness
-
to the thunder of his arafatas but we hear also through successive
-
ages that shebby choruysh
of unkalified
muzzlenimiissilehims
that
-
would blackguardise
the whitestone ever hurtleturtled
out of
-
heaven. Stay us wherefore
in our search for tighteousness,
O Sus-
-
tainer, what time we rise and when we take up to toothmick
and
-
before we lump down upown
our leatherbed and in the night and
-
at the fading of the stars! For a nod
to the nabir is better than wink
-
to the wabsanti. Otherways
wesways like that provost scoffing
-
bedoueen the
jebel
and the jpysian sea. Cropherb the crunch-
-
bracken shall decide.
Then we'll know if the feast is a flyday. She
-
has a gift of seek on site
and she allcasually ansars helpers,
the
-
dreamydeary. Heed!
Heed! It may half been a missfired
brick, as
-
some say, or it mought have
been due to a collupsus of his back
-
promises, as others looked at it. (There extand
by now one thou-
-
sand and one stories, all told, of the same). But so sore
did abe
-
ite ivvy's holired abbles,
(what with the wallhall's horrors of
rolls-
-
rights, carhacks, stonengens,
kisstvanes,
tramtrees, fargobawlers,
-
autokinotons, hippohobbilies, streetfleets,
tournintaxes,
mega-
-
phoggs, circuses and wardsmoats
and basilikerks and aeropagods
-
and the hoyse and the jollybrool and the peeler
in the coat and
-
the mecklenburk bitch
bite at his ear and the merlinburrow bur-
-
rocks and his fore old porecourts,
the bore
the
more, and his
-
blightblack workingstacks
at twelvepins a dozen and the noobi-
-
busses sleighding along
Safetyfirst Street and the derryjellybies
-
snooping around Tell-No-Tailors'
Corner and the fumes and the
-
hopes and the strupithump of his ville's
indigenous
romekeepers,
-
homesweepers, domecreepers, thurum and thurum in fancymud
-
murumd and all the uproor
from all the aufroofs, a roof for may
-
and a reef for hugh
butt
under his bridge suits tony)
wan warn-
-
ing Phill filt tippling
full. His howd feeled heavy, his hoddit
did
-
shake. (There was a wall of course in erection) Dimb! He
stot-
-
tered from the latter. Damb!
he was dud. Dumb! Mastabatoom,
-
mastabadtomm, when a mon merries
his
lute is all
long. For
-
whole the world to see.
-
Shize? I should shee!
Macool,
Macool, orra whyi
deed ye diie?
-
of a trying thirstay mournin?
Sobs they sighdid at Fillagain's
-
chrissormiss wake, all the hoolivans
of the nation, prostrated in
-
their consternation
and their duodisimally profusive
plethora
of
-
ululation. There was plumbs
and grumes and cheriffs
and citherers
-
and raiders and
cinemen
too. And the all gianed in with the shout-
-
most shoviality. Agog
and magog and the round of them agrog.
-
To the continuation of that celebration until
Hanandhunigan's
-
extermination! Some in kinkin
corass, more, kankan keening.
-
Belling him up and filling
him down. He's stiff but he's steady is
-
Priam Olim! 'Twas he was the dacent
gaylabouring
youth. Sharpen
-
his pillowscone, tap
up his bier! E'erawhere in this whorl
would ye
-
hear sich a din
again? With their deepbrow fundigs and the
dusty
-
fidelios. They laid him brawdawn
alanglast bed. With a bockalips
-
of finisky fore his feet.
And a barrowload of guenesis
hoer
his head.
-
Tee the tootal
of the fluid hang the twoddle of the
fuddled,
O!
-
Hurrah,
there is but young gleve for the owl
globe wheels in
-
view which is tautaulogically
the same thing. Well, Him a being
-
so on the flounder
of his bulk like an overgrown babeling,
let wee
-
peep, see, at Hom, well, see
peegee ought he ought, platterplate.
-
Hum! From Shopalist to Bailywick
or from ashtun to baronoath
-
or from Buythebanks to Roundthehead or from the
-
bill to ireglint's eye
he calmly extensolies. And all the way (a
-
horn!) from fiord to fjell
his baywinds' oboboes shall wail him
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