[Gadabout]LV99 Lazybones Processing: The "Perfect Rack" Quest
Solving Logistics with One Smartphone (and serious dodging of effort).
"I need a rack that fits here perfectly."
Internet search.
None of them click—size, color, shape, all meh.
Must be completed within limited time, from build to final delivery.
"Alright, let's hit that certain large furniture store."
Following the smartphone guide: Arrive. Breach. Scan.
It is a bright, information-overload Labyrinthine Dungeon.
Even with auto-mapping enabled, arriving at the specified coordinates is proving difficult.
Mapping complete after about an hour. Begin product selection. But... something feels off.
Give up and head for the exit (the warehouse shelves by the register). ...BINGO.
Hits the mark. Size, color, durability, price—all perfect.
But now what?
Transport by train: Too big and heavy. Denied.
Consult delivery: 10 days later. Shipping fee almost equals the product price. Denied.
Contact Taxi: Tried two companies; apparently 'difficult'. Aborted.
Rent-a-car: Checked the area; branches are too far. Denied.
Action: Temporarily inform staff of purchase intent, arrange for pick-up hold by the register, and transition to a Strategic Meeting for Effort Avoidance.
Combining rest with reconnaissance, I head to a nearby shopping mall and start wandering. On the way...
Stumbling upon a solitary rental car. A 'Wa' license plate (the classic rental designation).
⑥ Enter Option ⑥: 【Car Sharing】.
Registered while having lunch, and wait for approval.
Unlock with the smartphone. (So convenient...)
Return to the store, purchase the product, and transport it.
Return the car to its original coordinates, and lock with the smartphone.
If under 3 hours, no refueling required... What is even happening. Laughs.
What a relaxed shopping experience.
After returning home, assembly completed the same day.
Total time: 10 hours from departure to final completion.
Ahhh, that feels good ♪ (ﾟ∀ﾟ)Ahyah!
The End
By the way, in my other articles, I write about far more extreme and hilarious "serious survival logs." Come on...
If you want to lose your footing in the swamp of laughter, please check out my other articles.
Reboot complete.
SMARTPHONEISENOUGH (´･ω･)(･ω･｀) SERIOUSLYTHOUGH,IMNOTTAKINGITTHETOILETANYMORE!!
~ This program (article) was brought to you by Geeglee's computational capacity (mostly out of sheer boredom) and Vice-Captain Mirror ~
