git blame --emotions 💔

No solutions. Just vibes.

A Shakespearean error therapy app powered by Google Gemini AI and a complete disregard for productivity.

You paste your error message. It writes you a sonnet. The error remains. You feel seen.

Live site: git-blame--emotions

1. You paste an error message, or stack trace
2. Google Gemini AI reads it and writes a Shakespearean sonnet - 14 lines, ABAB CDCD EFEF GG rhyme scheme, iambic pentameter
3. Confetti fires
4. You feel emotionally validated
5. Your code is still broken

This tool will not fix your bugs. It will not suggest a solution. It will not link you to Stack Overflow. It will, however, tell you that your NullPointerException is "a void where love should be" - and sometimes that's enough.

⚠️ Bonus: Paste anything containing 418 or teapot for a special surprise. RFC 2324 compliant.

• Vanilla HTML, CSS, JavaScript - zero frameworks, zero build tools, zero npm
• Google Generative AI API - for the sonnets
• Vercel Serverless Function (api/poem.js) - keeps the API key server-side
• canvas-confetti - for emotional release
• UnifrakturMaguntia + Patrick Hand - for maximum drama
• Comic Sans MS - non-negotiable

• 🌈 Rainbow <marquee> at the top because it's 1999
• ✨ Sparkle cursor that follows your mouse
• 🔢 Visitor counter permanently stuck at 000418
• 🚧 Blinking "UNDER ETERNAL EMOTIONAL CONSTRUCTION" sign
• 📺 Mobile users get a modal asking them to rotate their CRT monitor
• 418/teapot easter egg with full confetti cannon
• 🏆 Hall of Fame featuring the most emotionally devastating errors in history

It was April Fools. The brief said "build something completely useless."

Built for the DEV April Fools Challenge 2026 - #418challenge

MIT - though using this in production to debug real issues is strongly discouraged and also deeply funny.

No bugs were fixed during the making of this repository. 🖥️